Happy Halloween! On this day, I honor a frightening inhabitant of our lake, the goose. Or, to be more correct, geese, and these guys are not on the loner circuit. Its been said that these birds poop between 1/3 to 1 full pound of poop each day. Yucko!!! Along with that, they looooooove to feed on perfectly manicured lawns. Lovely, I know.
Our neighbors get the fun of cleaning lots of goose poop off their docks, but not us. Why? Dogs! But, I know what you’re thinking, dogs poop, too. But, we have a solution for that too …. teens who like to earn money! I figure we’ve got a good 3 to 4 years free from both goose poop and dog poop duties. How sweet is that?!
I’ve got a funny “Stupid Goose” story for you. When we put in new grass in the back yard, and when we just had one dog who didn’t take his goose – chasing duties very seriously, those geese had a field day on our new sod. Our solution tested the persistence and cleverness of the geese, and they failed both big time. We just pounded some little stakes on each end of the yard and stretched two fishing lines between them, about 3 and 4 inches off the ground. The geese would run into the fishing line and couldn’t figure how to get over or past it and leave for friendlier territory at a different house. What a relief!
And there you have it … frightening tales of geese and poop to add to your Halloween experience.